February 2012
4 posts
Feb 19th
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Feb 12th
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midterms!
rshestak: this was my midterm this morning. tastiest midterm ever. i’m pretty awesome at making lattice crusts. chef leblang said it was her favorite of the pies today. good work, team! those are some pretty delicious looking midterms.  great job, little dude!
Feb 8th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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i corrected my first spider-man muscles today!  going forward, i am going to learn how to fit and correct spider-man’s muscle suit and unitard so that my draper can focus more on new projects.  and so i can learn new things.  i am excited.  and nervous.  but it’s a pretty safe adventure.  i mean, kari will be teaching me and will be around to help me if i fuck things up.  i like when...
Jan 27th
i’m currently working my way through the entire back catalog of the bowery boys podcasts.  my two favourite things i’ve learned recently are: -at the algonquin round table, they played a word game in which you were given a word and had to immediately come up with a sentence which used the word, preferably a clever sentence.  for example, when presented with the word...
Jan 24th
Jan 23rd
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i confess myself confused about this lana del ray backlash.  her performance on snl wasn’t particularly dynamic, but i really like the recorded versions of those songs.  to be fair, i haven’t read much about this backlash other than quite a few snarky tumblr posts today.  for what it’s worth, i really like her.  or at least i like those two songs from that one EP.  which is...
Jan 18th
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my father sent this to me with the question: “so is the rube goldberg guy one of the williamsburg hipsters?” [i love my dad.]
Jan 15th
December 2011
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Dec 23rd
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fuckyeahryangosling: funnyordie: Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes A very special Drunk History Christmas. Hey Girl, Hope you have an intoxicating Christmas.  this made me laugh.  plus, ryan gosling is always sexy.  even in an old timey nightcap.
Dec 21st
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October 2011
1 post
and i've cracked
something i actually said to my boss today: “can i go back to my work now?  you have said what you wanted, and i agreed to do it.” “oh, i’m so sorry that i’ve kept you from your work.” “you said what you wanted me to do and i agreed.  you have repeated the exact same thing three times now, and i have said okay.  i am not arguing with you.  i am not...
Oct 23rd
September 2011
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Sep 20th
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August 2011
2 posts
Aug 15th
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watching this will change your life. or make you laugh. probably one of those. maxsilvestri: Please watch this new and possibly final episode of Gabe & Max Like the Internet. Gabe has sex with whales, no beasto.
Aug 12th
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July 2011
3 posts
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gabe and max!  maxsilvestri: Gabe and Max Like the Internet is back after a 2-week hiatus. This week we have to bleep the word “fudge” a LOT and also I don’t know who Leonard Nimoy is. Please watch and reblumble.
Jul 24th
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Jul 20th
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this is definitely NOT my brother with a hairless...
because my brother has an extreme aversion to having his picture posted on the internet.  i think because it damages his hippie street cred. so remember, guys.  definitely NOT my brother.  p.s. thank you to jon’s girlfriend for emailing me these priceless shots.  i think i rather like that girl.  and not just because she’s a great euchre partner. p.p.s. for the love of whatever,...
Jul 8th
June 2011
4 posts
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gabedelahaye: In this week’s episode of Gabe and Max Like the Internet, we discuss one of Max’s favorite clips of all time, and he is pushing very hard to make sure that we get to talk about and even more importantly WATCH this clip every week from now on. gabe and max!  max and gabe! 
Jun 17th
Jun 13th
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maxsilvestri: Gabe and Max Like the Internet was “picked” “up” for a second season. Eight more episodes! Please watch each episode five hundred times so that Gabe and I can keep getting VH1 to dry-clean our only suits. [BWE.tv] gabe and max! 
Jun 13th
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band you should be listening to: yellow ostrich
tonight i’m going to see them at MHoW.  or music hall of williamsburg.  which a lot of people type as MHoW.  and now i always just say “em-how” in my head whenever i think of the place.  i haven’t quite progressed to saying it out loud, so i’m still good, i think.  but yes, folks.  yellow ostrich.  listen to them.  love them.  beautiful harmonies.  lovely indie pop,...
Jun 5th
May 2011
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May 30th
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maxsilvestri: New episode of Gabe and Max Like the Internet! gabe and max like the internet!  and i love gabe and max!  [gabe and max’s 100 seconds was funnier though.  i’m just saying.  sorry, guys.]
May 22nd
no two people are not on fire
it has come to my attention that, apparently, not everyone has seen the sbemail in which strongbad writes a children’s book.  let’s fix that! http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail84.html watch it now.  seriously.  right now.  you will be glad you did.  and if you aren’t laughing through the entire thing, you are probably a soulless robot.  [you might want to get that...
May 22nd
May 8th
turns out you can buy friends
for my dog.  so apparently my parents bought a puppy today.  he’s a 7 month old, black pug, purchased so twinklefeet has a friend when the two older dogs die.  i’m still not clear why that had to happen today.  but nonetheless, there’s a new dog to play with the next time i’m in indiana. as you can see here, while twinklefeet likes new friends, she really hates sharing. ...
May 8th
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April 2011
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remember me? i used to write here sometimes.
holy mother fuck, you guys!  it’s been too long.  i’ve been far to busy in the real world to keep up with the internets and my presence on it.  [them?]  life has been awesome.  but i feel like i’ve dropped some threads that i want to pick up.  i haven’t been to a show since january, i think.  it wasn’t intentional.  i was doing other things and hanging out with fun...
Apr 20th
March 2011
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i would have loved you forever
not going to lie, guys.  i am so conflicted about this.  i am extremely disturbed by the comments john galliano made.  no duh.  but i love his work so much.  i’ve got dior couture runway images on my desktop set to change every minute so i can enjoy as much of it as possible.   but.  what appalling thoughts and behaviour.  the man was my hero.  like.  literally, there was not a designer...
Mar 3rd
February 2011
3 posts
“i’m going to look in your box.” “thanks for the heads-up.  i hate when people look in my box with no warning.” on the one hand, i love my job and the people with whom i work.  but on the other hand, working at my current job has turned me into a child who giggles at every entendre, double or otherwise.  i can’t resist a that’s-what-she-said joke and am...
Feb 16th
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Feb 7th
January 2011
7 posts
what a weekend.
you know what is dangerous, guys? having hair that is long enough to toss.  i had managed to break myself of the habit when it was super short.  mostly because when you try to toss hair that is like 2 inches long, it just looks retarded.  because there’s no hair.  you get it.  but you know what i love?  tossing my fucking hair.  i am such a girl that way.  i can’t wait until...
Jan 31st
Jan 27th
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Wrong Screen
DAD: Gibson recording king
DAD: Bret favored college
DAD: Sorry for the bizarre text’s. Tried repeatedly to search the web from the wrong screen.
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not going to lie. this makes me glad my mom didn't get the smart phone she thinks she wants.
Jan 10th
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Nuclear Bomb Detonates During Rehearsal For... →
NEW YORK—In yet another setback for the $65 million dollar Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark—a production plagued by multiple delays, poor early reviews, and severe injuries to its cast and crew—a thermonuclear device detonated during the first act of Tuesday night’s preview performance. “The bomb should not have gone off at all,” said lead producer Michael...
Jan 7th
Jan 6th
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yellow ostrich at mercury lounge, a.k.a starting...
such a great show tonight, you guys!  my first show of 2011.  we’re not counting that cover band in carmel on NYE.  but we are counting yellow ostrich at the mercury lounge!  the only opening band i saw was echo kings.  they were alright, i guess.  they could all deal with tighter pants.  they were very enthusiastic though.  and the crowd seemed into it.  so that’s good.  and to be...
Jan 5th
fucking shaboom.
oh man, i totally forgot about this thing that happened that i meant to write about and then didn’t.  sorry, dudes. so.  i swear.  i swear a lot.  i mean, to the point that more than one friend has met someone else who swears a lot, and conveyed their lack of offense by saying, “oh that’s nothing.  you should meet my friend dorothy.”  yeah.  but.  i am also pretty good...
Jan 4th
December 2010
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