it has come to my attention that, apparently, not everyone has seen the sbemail in which strongbad writes a children’s book. 

let’s fix that!

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail84.html

watch it now.  seriously.  right now.  you will be glad you did.  and if you aren’t laughing through the entire thing, you are probably a soulless robot.  [you might want to get that checked.]

for real though, this sbemail is so funny that i crack up just thinking about it.  and i first saw it my sophomore year in college.  we’re talking 2003 here, people.  that is almost 8 years of making me laugh at the mere thought of a girl being devoured by a gelatinous monster.  [if you don’t get the joke, stop reading this nonsense and click that link!]  quality stuff.  hillary and i used to recite this sbemail constantly back in the ol’ days in roommatelandia.  and probably could still quote large parts of it verbatim.  because we are just that awesome.

you’re welcome.